Meet the Goblin Horde

Who are the Trashgoblins you may ask? We are a varied bunch of individuals with talents that span the spectrum. You need advice on how to build something? We got you. Paint something? We got you. Bake something? AYE! WE GOT YOU! (We love food). If you just need someone to talk to, we got you.

Mike (He/Him)

DM to the Goblin Horde – Trash Lord – Fabricatinator – Clearance Aisle Messiah – Bog Druid – Professional Weirdo – Your Dog Thinks He’s Cool – Find Him on IG and Etsy

Nicole (She/They)

Dryad Bard/Druid – Femme Them- Seamstress – Top Tier Snacker – Pippi Longstocking, Ponyo Energy -Metalhead – Will Draw, Paint, and Build for Food – Fae Agent – Bug Keeping Baddie

Rosita (She/Her)

Halfling Sorcerer – Wumbologist – Coqui Incarnate – Mistress of Misplacement – Here to Eat Plantains and Procrastinate

Stef (She/Her)

Dwarf Fighter – Mead Mommy – Likes Rocks – Black Cat Aesthetic with Orange Cat Energy – Once Slipped on a Banana Peel – Find Her on IG and Tik Tok

David (He/Him)

Caffeine-Powered Human Artificer – Certified Culinary Scientist – Con Crunch Champion – Rips and Tears Through EVA Foam and Recipes Alike – Has 3D Printed More Lies Than Truth – Fiona and Sonic’s Emotional Support Human

Felicia (She/Her) and Joe (He/Him)

Half Elf Cleric (Grave Domain) – Grape Stealer – Creature Genius – Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner – Zoology Books for Business, Rulebooks for Pleasure – Primate Whisperer

Ava (She/Her)

Human Fighter – Maybe a Robot- Definitely a Clown – Technomancer – Writer of Words – Maker of Wonders – Professional Creep – Cool Mouth Sounds – Live By the Shrimp Die By the Shrimp – Agent of Chaos

Lelia (They/Them)

Silly Goose – Here to Organize Events and Chew Bubble Gum – All Out of Bubble Gum – Clown in Clown’s Clothing –Like a Rhinestone Cowbae – Has a Spreadsheet for That- Fashion Calls Them for Advice

Lalania (She/Her)

Derby Diana – On an Adventure Right Now – Museum Maven- Has Plants Up Her Sleeve – Actually Titanium – Overall Game Second to None – 5’5 And Absolutely as Tall as You

Anna (She/Her)

Dwarf Druid – Cuts Beeshes (Dog Groomer) – Jill of All Trades – Pastrymancer – Farmin’ Fool – Cottage Witch – Swiss Army Knife of Humans – Horror Hostess

Alberto (He/Him)

Dragonborn Rogue- Level 38 Locksmith- Silly Billy- Guitar Player- Video Game Enjoyer-Former Streamer- Amateur Writer- Aspiring Dungeon Master

Sam (He/Him)

Halfling Rogue- Sourdough Daddy – Hero Hobbit – Chef Lord – Platinum Elden Ringer – Low Key Everything – Man of Few Words and Many Spices – Autobiography is in Legos – Parkour!

Deb (She/Her)

Bean Supreme – Feral Rat Bag – Palpator of Meat – Gunner of Rugs – Queen of Crows – Cheese Seeker – The Rainbow on the Top Rope – I’ll F#$king Fight Ya Swear on Me Mum – Find Her on IG and FB

Yuckmouth (Fae/Them)

TG Mascot – Owns Only One Shoe – Self Proclaimed King of Bees (Stung 3,896 Times) – Champion Snipe Hunter – Proud Fartmancer –Find Him on Your Shirt

Adopt A Goblin

If you are feeling out of place or need someone to hang with at a convention or con, just Adopt A Goblin. You can set this up by contacting us on FB or IG or by simply stopping by our booth and proclaiming, “Are there any Trashgoblins available to help me make a robot out of potato skins and spare tires?!” Like a wizard from tales of old, one of us will appear with a cookie cutter and hot glue gun ready to assist. *Note to reader: summoning Yuckmouth will unleash a plague of kazoo-wielding muskrats in pompadours. We are saving this for the apocalypse*