Meet the Goblin Horde

Who are the Trashgoblins you may ask? We are a varied bunch of individuals with talents that span the spectrum. You need advice on how to build something? We got you. Paint something? We got you. Bake something? AYE! WE GOT YOU! (We love food). If you just need someone to talk to, we got you.

Mike

DM to the Goblin Horde – Trash Lord – Fabricatinator – Clearance Aisle Messiah – Bog Druid – Professional Weirdo – Thinks Knees Are A Government Conspiracy – Find Him On IG And Etsy

Anna

Dwarf Druid – Cuts Beeshes (Dog Groomer) – Jill Of All Trades – Pastrymancer – Farmin’ Fool – Cottage Witch – Horror Hostess

Rosie

Halfling Sorcerer – Secret Goth Frog – Has Already Forgotten – HR Queen – Super Mom – Have You Seen Her Phone? – Do You Like Jazz? *Wink*

Stef

Dwarf Fighter – Mead Mommy – Likes Rocks – Black Cat Aesthetic With Orange Cat Energy – Once Slipped On A Banana Peel – Find Her On IG And Tik Tok

Panagiota

Goliath Cleric – Painter – Spontaneous Songstress – Greek AF – Wonder Worker Of Worbla – Superhero In Training – Lady Of The Blade

Felicia (and Joseph)

Half Elf Cleric (Grave Domain) – Grape Stealer – Creature Genius – Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner – Zoology Books For Business, Rulebooks For Pleasure – Not In A CULT – Am I Not Smiling?

Nicole

Dryad Bard – Seamstress – Keeper Of Snacks – Cookie Baker -Metalhead – Will Draw, Paint, And Build For Food – Fae Agent – Companion To Corvids – Find Her On IG

Yuckmouth

TG Mascot – Owns Only One Shoe – Self Proclaimed King Of Bees (Stung 3,896 Times) – Champion Snipe Hunter – Proud Fartmancer – Find Him On Your Shirt

Deb

Bean Supreme – Feral Rat Bag – Palpator of Meat – Gunner Of Rugs – Queen Of Crows – Cheese Seeker – The Rainbow On The Top Rope – I’ll F#$king Fight Ya Swear On Me Mum – Find Her On IG And FB

Sam

Sourdough Daddy – Hero Hobbit – Chef Lord – Platinum Elden Ringer – Low Key Everything – Man Of Few Words And Many Spices – Autobiography Is In Legos – Parkour!

Coral and Juniper

Goblin Watch At Silverlode Temple – Total Beeshes – Filth Rollers – Smooth Brained Icons – Dopest Fades On This Side Of The Mississip – Pro Tier Circus Bear

Ava

Human Fighter – Maybe A Robot – Definitely A Clown – Technomancer – Writer Of Words – Maker Of Wonders – Professional Creep – Cool Mouth Sounds – Agent Of Chaos

Adopt A Goblin

If you are feeling out of place or need someone to hang with at a convention or con, just Adopt A Goblin. You can set this up by contacting us on FB or IG or by simply stopping by our booth and proclaiming “Are there any Trashgoblins available to help me make a robot out of potato skins and spare tires?!” Like the djinn from tales of old, one of us will appear with a cookie cutter and hot glue gun ready to assist. *Note to reader summoning Yuckmouth will unleash a plague of kazoo wielding muskrats in pompadours. We are saving this for the apocalypse*